August 2012
Magnus: Are you the one with the blue eyes?
Jace: Actually, my eyes are usually described as golden...and luminous.
fuckyeahloldemort:
do you ever say something sarcastic and the person you said it to doesn’t understand that it’s a joke but you can’t be bothered explaining it so you just let them think you’re an asshole
July 2012
Use of Profanity With Age
8 years old: oh my gosh i said 'shut up!' mom is going to kill me!
15 years old: WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.
21 years old: MERLIN'S BEARD, MY FRAKKING COMPUTER DIED! You stupid pile of electronics! Your Mother was a hamster and your Father smelt of elderberries!!
greyskies-cloudydays:
“Most people carry that pain around inside them their whole lives, until they kill the pain by other means, or until it kills them. But you, my friends, you found another way: a way to use the pain. To burn it as fuel, for light and warmth. You have learned to break the world that has tried to break you.”
— Lev Grossm
cas-i-said-legs:
roliepolieoliescolon:
so when did the olympics start i just got home from work
They started around 776 BC in Greece.
thevoicecalledcheesecake:
I wish clothes would just automatically change size when you put them on so that they fit you perfectly. And then they loosen a little when you want to take them off. Someone should invent that. Go.
WHAT AM I DOING?
This one friend: Didn't we talk about how you're not dating anyone this year? I'm just being the overly cautious and annoying friend.
Me: Well, that's stupid. Who came up with that rule?
This one friend: YOU DID.
Me: No, that wasn't me.
This one friend: Yeah, it was. And I agreed. I should have made you sign a contract.
Oh boy... What am I doing?
How I feel trying to control my characters.
for-the-love-of-the-words:
“When writing a novel a writer should create living people; people not...”
– Ernest Hemingway
